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Our Favorite Pizza Quotes

April 17, 2020

We proudly present to you… our all-time favorite pizza quotes. Enjoy, you guys. 

Can’t argue with these ones

“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”

Andrew W. K.

“Pizza makes me think anything is possible.”

Henry Rollins

“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in a lap.”

Kevin James

Pizza > feelings

“I’d rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.”

Sarah Burgess

“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”

Jet Paacal

“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”

Bill Murray 

The relatable quotes 

“I love pizza; you can’t really go wrong with pizza.”

Nick Jonas

“I want pizza with my face on it.”

Jennifer Lawrence

“I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.”

Lara Stone

“I love pizza, meaning: Even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.”

Jandy Nelson